11 July 2011

At least we are in "One of the Five Best Airports to be Stuck In" !!!

Schiphol Airport, Amsterdam, Netherlands

The only place in the world where you can literally get married while in transit, Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport also sells psychedelic chocolate. A popular spot for connections to all over Europe, the wedding chapel isn’t the only reason Schiphol is a great place to fly through (if you do end up marrying a recycling bin while on shrooms, we’d love to see pictures). Get cultured and visit the layover library, housing books in over 29 languages and iPads full of Dutch multimedia, giving you a chance to see a little more culture than the smoky dens you’ve been frequenting during your visit to Amsterdam. (From: Offtrackplanet.com)

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Why I Feel So At Home Here:

"In English eyes one may be pardoned for all manner of social sins if one is able to laugh about them."

"In England, brains are optional but a sense of humor is compulsory."

"The English have a unique sense of humor. You will hear from them with an absolutely straight face the most outrageously sarcastic and witty observation.

Their humor is more than merely wide-ranging: it has a complexity, surrealistic inventiveness and sophistication unmatched in any other English-speaking culture."

-- Xenophobe's guide to the English

Words to Travel By

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. Oscar Wilde

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French: I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. Mark Twain.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. John Steinbeck

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. Dagobert D. Runes

There is nothing safer than flying -- it is crashing that is dangerous. Theo Cowan

. . . there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. Mark Twain

Quotable Quotes

"Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.

"The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself." O. Wilde

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

“The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it: if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.” Essayist R. Lynes.

Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Dutch Names

“When Napoleon invaded the Netherlands he forced the Dutch to adopt surnames (last names) -- something not all of them had thought of doing. Those without had to adopt that extra name quick-smart and, assuming it would be a temporary measure and that once the invader had been sent packing they could resort to their old way of life, people thought up all sorts of odd names so that they could have a good laugh at the unwitting French officials’ expense. But the joke backfired. Today there are families burdened with such names as Naaktgeboren (‘born naked’), Hoogen-boezem (‘high bosomed’), or Poepjens (‘pooh-pooh’).”

(Shamelessly taken from the excellent book Xenophobe’s Guide to the Dutch.)

Aigues-Mortes

The first document mentioning a place called "Ayga Mortas" (dead waters) dates from the 10th century AD.

Yet another vain Louis, the IX, built the port in the middle of a marsh/swamp (ring Monty Python and the Holy Grail Bells, anyone?") in the 13th century as France's only Mediterranean port at that time, since Marseille was still an independent nation. He wanted a port of his very own from which to launch His Crusade in the 1200's.

Apparently it was such a wasteland (marsh, mosquitoes, malaria), that he had to bribe people to move there. Other people. Not him.

(When pondering European history, I've found it helps to remind myself that it was basically made by adolescent boys in gangs.)

It was and is a vibrant city -- I was completely surprised! Very cool. We walked the 1 mile ramparts along the city walls. And took too many photos -- some more.

It was also the site of many battles and massacres -- in one there were so many bodies that they were salted and stuffed in the tower -- until it was safe to bury them outside the city walls!

To this day there are huge salt "factories" there -- see white salt mountain photos below.

Tai and Zahra were particularly interested in the "toilets" and a long discussion re: pooping on attackers and the risk of an arrow in the butt ensued. Did I say "looonggggg" discussion.

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11 July 2011

At least we are in "One of the Five Best Airports to be Stuck In" !!!

Schiphol Airport, Amsterdam, Netherlands

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